Bumper Stickers For WaS!

[Joisey]

WARNING: THIS IS A HUMOR PAGE. PLEASE TAKE IT IN THE SPIRIT IT IS OFFERED. NO FEELINGS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS THREAD.

Seen on the stern of the Bismarck:

We Brake For Nobody. We Don't Have To.

Seen on the stern of an MTB:

My Other Ride is a Battleship!

Seen on the bow of the Vitorio Veneto:

Shave and a Haircut: Two Bits

Seen on the bow of HMS Rodney:

If you can read this, you have made a serious tactical error.

Seen on the stern of a J-class destroyer:

SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

Seen on stern of the Yamato:

Ask Me About My Wave Motion Gun!

Seen on the tail of a Dauntless:

FLAK, SHMAK!

Seen on the stern of USS Tennessee:

Does This Refit Make Me Look Fat?

Seen on stern of IJN Akagi:

Caution: Highly Flammable!

Seen on stern of PT-109:

FUTURE PRESIDENT ON BOARD!

Seen on stern of HMS Hood:

CAUTION: THIS SHIP BLOWS UP REAL GOOD!

Seen on stern of Type 13 Subchaser:

I was young. I was stupid. I was expendable. Here I am.

Seen on Conning Tower of a U-boat:

As Seen in Das Boot

[Jesse_James]

I have a few but they are all sexual in nature ;)

Plus I have to get ready for work. :o

[walawdog]

You got the sticker on the PT-109 wrong, it should read "Shhhh, please be quiet, we're sleeping".

[Flyboy]

Seen on the back of the LeTerrible

If you can read this...DONT SHOOT!!!

[Diamondback]

Seen on the tail of Ensign Gay's TBD at Midway:

"If you can read this, you shoulda been watching for Dauntlesses instead.
All of your carrier are belong to us...:D"

[LoneWolf]

I loved the onee about the rodney

[weedsrock2]

On the catapults of the IJN Tone:

Honk if you see an American!

On the radar of the USS Missouri:

Show me!

[Mcduncan]

You sank my battleship.

[Battlemage15]

On the sides of the USS Iowa in BIG print:
"HEY YOU, CATCH!!"

On the bow of the Sammuel B Roberts:
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight..."

On the rear 5-inch emplacement of the St. Lo:
"Caution! I roll real good!"

On the turret tops of the USS Atlanta:
*In Japanese and in German* "You're screwed now!"

On the nose of the FW 200 Kondor:
*A missile with a, spiked helmet, big grin and a cigarette clenched in it's teeth* Under that:
"We got ze missile!"

On the Conning Tower of the English submarine:
"This is not the submarine you are listening for..."

Embroidred on the tail of the Swordfish:
"Judge me by my wing structure, do you?"

["Sink the Bismark"]

Here's the one for the Italian MTB :
PT boat-6 points
MTB-7 points
Being the biggest ripoff in the game-priceless:D

For the Dauntless:
Look below you-there's a devastator

For the Arizona:
Clear off- This ship will self-destruct when the nearest Val shows up

[Joisey]

Stern of the Prinz Eugen (when Set II comes out)

"This ship leads a charmed life!"

[malcolm_river]

Seen on the back of the LeTerrible

If you can read this...DONT SHOOT!!!

Better yet:

If you can read this...WE SURRENDER!

["Sink the Bismark"]

Better yet:

If you can read this...WE SURRENDER!
Best one yet:D

[TheCygnysGuardian]

The HMS Hood's last sticker -
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!!!

[Texas_Archer]

Sticker on the Graf Spee:
"No really, I am a battleship, honest".

Seen on the bow of the USS Enterprise
"Can't touch this."

Sticker seen on a liberty ship:
"Now offering 1 way trips."

Sticker seen on an ME-163
"I'm a rocketmaaaaaaaaaan"

poster found on the wreck of the Yamato
"Was this trip really necessary?"

Sticker seen on the Ambra:
"Why do I suck so bad?"

[Cpt. John Miller]

On the Graf Spee: "My child is an honor student at the Kriegsmarine Naval Academy."

On the Baltimore: "My kid can beat the hell out of your honor student!"

On the Jintsu, Myoko, Yukikaze: "Is it the fourth turn yet?"

On the Kongo: "You've been outbid.";)

[Joisey]

Sticker seen on the Ambra:
"Why do I suck so bad?"

Also seen on the stern of an Ambra class sub:

"No Radar, No Sonar, No Hydrophone, No Training, No Guts, No Glory"