DocZ
06-30-2004, 06:40 AM
Greetings! DocZ here.
It has been brought to my attention that my young nephew DocD has been too long in correspondence with his filthy new human friends, and may have become infected with houserulitis.
Despite all my warnings about the importance of observing the sacret texts of Larry the Lawgiver, DocD has been giving a qualified welcome to some new set of houserules, and may even have been considering creating some of his own including his idiotic obsession with setting off the domesday bomb.
Its high time I put a stop to all this profane and irrelevant nonesense about flying saucers and A-Bombs, so I'm recommending to the High Council that he be put on trial for heresy.
Only a full confession can save him now, so in the interests of the family reputation I shall expect DocD to post here immediately, recanting his heresy, and reaffirming his absolute loyalty to the Holy Operations Manual. If not, I shall have to extract a confession by performing open surgery on what passes for his brain.
It has been brought to my attention that my young nephew DocD has been too long in correspondence with his filthy new human friends, and may have become infected with houserulitis.
Despite all my warnings about the importance of observing the sacret texts of Larry the Lawgiver, DocD has been giving a qualified welcome to some new set of houserules, and may even have been considering creating some of his own including his idiotic obsession with setting off the domesday bomb.
Its high time I put a stop to all this profane and irrelevant nonesense about flying saucers and A-Bombs, so I'm recommending to the High Council that he be put on trial for heresy.
Only a full confession can save him now, so in the interests of the family reputation I shall expect DocD to post here immediately, recanting his heresy, and reaffirming his absolute loyalty to the Holy Operations Manual. If not, I shall have to extract a confession by performing open surgery on what passes for his brain.