DocD's 1000th POST!!

[DocD]

WoW!!! I made it!!! I just want to thank everybody involved for this grand achievement!!!


Wow!! I'm the Greatest!!!


First I want to thank AH for having this site, this forum...this board....without them this would have not been possible. Thanks AH!


I have to thank MIKE and MR. HARRIS...without Axis and Allies I would have never made it past 85 posts. Thanks Guys!!


I also want to thank SERIES!! Who's on pace to make 2000 posts this year....he really gave me something to strive for!! Thanks man!


I want to thank Cousin Joe! Without enhanced, I wouldn't have anything to really post about!!


I want to thank Vollick for teaching me statistics 101...hey man group hug ok!


I want to thank Clausey....hey here's looking at you baby...how you like me now!!??


I want to thank all the old members who signed up years ago and haven't even made it to 500. Thanks for making this look really hard.


I want to thank all the new members(Cotten especially!)..you too can do it...stay in school.


I want to thank the original M-members (DY, holyman, pagan and series), hey now I'm one of you guys....when do I get that jacket?


I have to thank my job. I posted many a post from their computers...love that DSL.


Also, I surely have to thank all the Axis and Allied threaders!! Thanks for hearing the doc out! The sky is the limit there baby!!


Oh yeah, I definitely want to thank that guy I borrowed my avatar from....thanks man....when you have to send the very best, nothing says it like a MUSHROOM CLOUD!


And in case I missed anyone, I want to thank all past, present, and future members of the AH forum!! You guys are awesome!!! Keep those post coming ok!!

OK...I guess that's it...

Oh yeah...I have to thank one last person...MY WIFE, MRS. DOCD!! Even though she has fought me time and time again and even went as far as taking the keyboard away...
I STILL DID IT!!! YEAH!!!


Alright!! That's it!! Goodnight everybody!! And drive safely!

[series]

I want to thank the original M-members (DY, holyman, pagan), hey now I'm one of you guys....when do I get that jacket? forgetting anyone?

No jacket for you... next!

[DocD]

forgetting anyone?

No jacket for you...
Uhhhh.....ok....fixed that....group hug ok.:)

[series]

Uhhhh.....ok....fixed that....group hug ok.:)
You are an incompetant doctor!

Haha, i kid, i kid! Congrats on your 1,000th post!

[holywolfman]

"Drinks on the house"- :p (CONGRATS!)

[RuHurt]

[b] I want to thank all the old members who signed up years ago and haven't even made it to 500. Thanks for making this look really hard.

Well, on behalf of us original members, you're certainly welcome :D.

Congratulations, Doc, and keep it coming :D :D :D.

[Clausewitz]

Well done Doc!

Without your objections to new ideas and your tasty home-made remedies to houserulitis, how would I ever know I was on the right lines?

By the way, what does "Future M" stand for?

Future Monkey?

Is this a reference to your kinship with your uncle Z?

[DocD]

Well done Doc!

Without your objections to new ideas and your tasty home-made remedies to houserulitis, how would I ever know I was on the right lines?

By the way, what does "Future M" stand for?

Future Monkey?

Is this a reference to your kinship with your uncle Z?
Ha Ha...if it isn't Clausey....funny seeing your mug here....I thought you would never visit.

Anyway...M stands for 1000...jeez...don't they teach Roman history in yurkshire?!

And besides...if I was you (and thank god I'm not!!), I won't worry about it. Your measley 383 post don't even come close. LOL...Clausey doesn't have 400 posts...and you call yourself a member...you disgust me....

[RuHurt]

And besides...if I was you (and thank god I'm not!!), I won't worry about it. Your measley 383 post don't even come close. LOL...Clausey doesn't have 400 posts...and you call yourself a member...you disgust me....

Hey, watch it there; I've been around since the beginning, definitely consider myself a member, and I'm nowhere near 400 either. Watch what you say, it could come back to haunt you... ;) :D

[Krieghund]

Perhaps some people only post when they have something worthwhile to say, rather than posting every random thought that creeps into their noggin. ;)

[series]

Tomatoes are the best!

[series]

Perhaps some people only post when they have something worthwhile to say, rather than posting every random thought that creeps into their noggin. ;) I agree 100%, people who post every random thought they think should be expelled from the board.

[RuHurt]

ROTFL!!!! Series, stop!! You're killing me!! :D

[DocD]

Hey, watch it there; I've been around since the beginning, definitely consider myself a member, and I'm nowhere near 400 either. Watch what you say, it could come back to haunt you... ;) :D
Sorry, Ruhurt..no pun intended :D

[DocD]

I agree 100%, people who post every random thought they think should be expelled from the board.
Yeah Mr. 1700 and counting....either they should get expelled or they should

get a MEDAL!! :D :D

[RuHurt]

Sorry, Ruhurt..no pun intended :D

Apology accepted ;).

And don't worry about the name, I did it like that to see how many people would get the joke (my last name includes Hurt) :D.

[series]

Apology accepted ;).

And don't worry about the name, I did it like that to see how many people would get the joke (my last name includes Hurt) :D.
...I don't

[RuHurt]

Well, it's sort of inside; you have to be related to me, or know my full name, I suppose... Never mind :D ;).

[series]

Well, it's sort of inside; you have to be related to me, or know my full name, I suppose... Never mind :D ;). So is DocD your brother?

[RuHurt]

*sigh* No, Series. Not as far as I know, anyway... Are you, DocD? :D

My first name is Randy, and my last name is Hurt; so, RuHurt is my first initial, the letter "u" (to prepare for the joke), and my last name. Understand now? ;)

[Carlo]

How can I get to 1000 posts? It looks impossible!

[RuHurt]

Just do what such greats as Series do; post deliberately and frequently about nothing. You'll get there in no time :D ;).

[Lt M Cotten]

Congrats DocD! Keep up the good work!

[series]

*sigh* No, Series. Not as far as I know, anyway... Are you, DocD? :D

My first name is Randy, and my last name is Hurt; so, RuHurt is my first initial, the letter "u" (to prepare for the joke), and my last name. Understand now? ;)
:confused:...

so is it pronounced "roo-hurt" or "are-you-hurt". I think the second is funnier. If it is the second, then why isn't the U in capitals too? :confused:

but it is funny now

[RuHurt]

Yes, it's the second one. I thought it was funny too... ;)

[DocD]

How can I get to 1000 posts? It looks impossible!
Trust me Carlo, it is!!!!

LoL....kidding you.

You do have to post often though. I try to find stuff to respond to, but sometimes you end up just posting crap.....but that too is OK....because it counts toward your total!!!!:D

[DocD]

Congrats DocD! Keep up the good work!
Thanks cotten....I will....and how many more do you need?

Well don't worry, you too will make it soldier!

[Doctor Strategy]

What's up, Doc? Your post count is. Congrats. Just debating with me probably added around 100 posts to your total. Check out Improved and see what you think of my new ideas. It may be useful to get a few more posts in. :) You can try and catch Series now. Now that may be impossible.

[DocD]

What's up, Doc? Your post count is. Congrats. Just debating with me probably added around 100 posts to your total. Check out Improved and see what you think of my new ideas. It may be useful to get a few more posts in. :) You can try and catch Series now. Now that may be impossible.
Yeah, Doc S thanks. And you did help add to my total for sure...thank you very much.

And trust me...Series is shooting for 2000....that's not gonna be caught by me or anyone else.....that crazy kid...you got to love him though.

Hey I will check out improved first chance I get.

[Lt M Cotten]

Thanks cotten....I will....and how many more do you need?

Well don't worry, you too will make it soldier!

I hope to. My wife gets frustrated from time to time, and my job gets in the way too, BUT I have only been on for a few months so who knows. I shall strive to folow in your footsteps.... :D

[series]

Only 220 to go...

[Lt M Cotten]

Well Series I guess we could go back and forth until you reach 2000, and I get to 500!

[RuHurt]

Mind if I join in? I could use more posts... :D

[DocZ]

Greetings! DocZ here.

Very well done, little D.

Now, since you can surely achieve nothing more on this silly playtime forum, will you now return to Ape city and resume your studies in open brain surgery?
I've just taken delivery of a fresh batch of human captives for you to practice on, so you can soon get back up to speed.
I would do my old heart good to think that one of my own kin will be around to continue my work after I'm gone.

[DocD]

Hey DocZ, always unpleasant to see your mug around here....

No, I won't be returning to Ape City anytime soon.....

I'm going to be pretty busy shooting for 2000 posts....

But keep in touch when you can....

Hopefully, you will reach 10 posts by January....

ta, ta......

PS....I'm also working on a MX missle and plotting coordinates for your hut in APE CITY.
My avatar shows the upgrade I'm planning on doing to APE CITY really soon!:D

[DocZ]

Hey DocZ, always unpleasant to see your mug around here....

No, I won't be returning to Ape City anytime soon.....

I'm going to be pretty busy shooting for 2000 posts....

But keep in touch when you can....

Hopefully, you will reach 10 posts by January....

ta, ta......

PS....I'm also working on a MX missle and plotting coordinates for your hut in APE CITY.
My avatar shows the upgrade I'm planning on doing to APE CITY really soon!:D

Greetings! DocZ here.

So....we come to it at last.
I warned your father time and time again against marrying a gorilla. It's against nature, I said. Moreover it's against the teachings of the Great Lawgiver.
Well, now we see the results... a young Doc with his whole career ahead of him, who prefers to spend his days cavorting with his damned dirty mutant human friends in the forbidden zone.
I've just filed a report to the general council of Ape city recommending that General Ursus organizes a general levy of all available ape power.
We must march at once on the human settlement known as Indianapolis to stamp out this heresy once and for all. All found there must be put to fire and sword.
Since the above post makes it perfectly clear that the enemy, tragically with the support of a renegade ape, has been developing weapons of mass destruction and fully intends to use them against us, I shall have no difficulty in persuading our revered president George W. Chimp to apply his full intelligence services to removing this dire threat to our simian way of life.

Unfurl the banners! Blow the trumpets! Gird your loins!

The apes are going to War!

[RuHurt]

There is something seriously wrong with you two... ;)

[DocD]

Dude, are you calling my mom a gorillia??!!!!

[Lt M Cotten]

"Get your D@*n hands off me, you dirty ape!" :D

That line always makes me laugh....

[DocZ]

Dude, are you calling my mom a gorillia??!!!!

Well, I was at the wedding, and she sure as hell weren’t no chimpanzee.
Why does that bug you so much, son? You’ve just threatened to obliterate my entire civilization and you get all riled up when I mention your mom. I’m inclined to think that worshiping that accursed bomb of yours has seriously screwed up your mind.
Anyway, I've been studying the methods of your filthy human friends on video and, as I expected, they have a long history of violence so I learned a lot about it from them. In fact three of the most direputable humans became almost heros to me, namely Napoleon, Hitler and Buttman.
I intend to employ their methods against you in the near future.

[DocZ]

Yes, DocD, traitor to the Apes, has but little time left on earth. We cannot allow such heresy to fester and so, very soon now, the Apes will march to war and wipe the settlement of Indianapolis off the face of God's earth.

So get ready to say hello to the Boys.

[DocD]

Doc Z, you are one sick APE.

Wait, are you an Ape or chimpanzee?

Can I call you a chimp?

No wait, how do I know you aren't gorilla?

Ah, forget it.....

Doc Z, you are one sick MONKEY!

[Krieghund]

He's an orangutan.

[Clausewitz]

I've just accepted a job as military advisor to DocZ's ape army in it's campaign against the mutant human nest known as Indianapolis. Not only will this give me the opportunity to try out my strategems in a real war, but it gives me the chance to settle some old scores.

The only real drawback is that, in order to remain inconspicuous, I have to wear a stupid monkey mask which makes me look like DocD's Mom!

When DocD is brought back to Ape City in an iron cage to be tried for heresy I might offer him my services as a defence lawyer.

But can we take Indianapolis before the mad doctor sets off that stupid bomb of his?

Or is this the future we all face?

[DocZ]

Greetings! DocZ here.

The High Council has agreed! We march on Indianapolis on the morrow. With our new military advisor we know all about the treacherous ways of the humans, so how can we fail?

As long as we all follow the five golden rules of the great lawgiver:

See no evil
Hear no evil
Speak no evil
Sustain all objections
and most importantly of all
Take no prisoners (apart from DocD)

P.S. I'm the good-looking one on the right

[RuHurt]

Dude... you are obsessed with orangutans! ;)

[Lt M Cotten]

[QUOTE=DocD
I want to thank all the new members...you to can do it...stay in school.
[/QUOTE]

I feel left out, disagreeing with me was worth at least 50! :D

Hell I've made it to 400 in six months and that is without just posting to boost my counts.... :D

[DocZ]

Greetings! DocZ here.

I declare today that the enemy is struck down and shall never rise again!
Our forces have thrust deep inside the Forbidden Zone and are even now preparing to assault the mutant city of Indianapolis.
I've ordered Taylor's old iron cage to be cleaned out so we can bring back the criminal DocD to face trial for heresy.
General Dorkuss - it's over to you.

[DocD]

You know Doc Z, you are so entertaining....maybe I should just turn myself in and come back into the simian society fold?....what do you think?....a little pardon for an ole misguided criminal such as myself....what ya say?

[DocZ]

Greetings! DocZ here.

Well, I'm back home in Ape City at last after our great expedition against the human mutants.
The traitor DocD is now safely locked up in Taylor's old cage. Of course it stinks of human, but then again so does DocD, who's lived amongst these creatures for long enough.
Well, Doc, my young fellow-me-ape, I'm glad to see you beginning to repent of your heresy. The process of cleansing your mind can soon begin. In two, maybe three years you may even be well enough to be let out of your cage.
I've even proposed to the high council that your old stamping ground be renamed Idiotopolis in your honour.
In the meantime, here's a cube of sugar for being a good ape.

[Clausewitz]

Ah, yes, it was nice to be out on campaign again after spending all these years poring over maps in this dusty office. Now that DocD is safely behind bars the world can breathe a litle easier. Now for George W. Bush...

There's nothing like the smell of battle to make one feel young again although in this case it was somewhat spoiled by the smell of DocD. Anyway, I enjoyed myself so much I even had my picture taken with the boys...

[DocD]

Very funny guys! :)

I'm currently sawing through my cage bars with a file I snuck in! How's that for Ape IQ? :)

[RuHurt]

Alright, DocD, don't let those apes boss you around! Strike a blow for humanity! ;) :D

[DXfoxman]

oops.. I just posted a thread to Kreighunds 1st comment, then i went back to review it and WHOA! Page 6??!! Guess i forgot to look for the 1 2 3 >Last page links.

Don't you hate it when that happens? Or am i retarded.

Sorry.

[RuHurt]

I'll try to forgive you, but it might take time... ;) :D

I've done that before too :D.

[DocD]

Hey I'm nearing my second 1000th post!!!

Series my man, EAT your heart out!!!

[Lt M Cotten]

In case I miss it congrats on 2K!

[TrimChris]

Hey I'm nearing my second 1000th post!!!

Series my man, EAT your heart out!!!

See you there soon enough.

[PUNISHER]

I have seen some people who have 17000+ posts on other sites.

[boylermaker]

At that point, it's no longer something to be proud of. Maybe if you have been a member for fifty years, but since the Internets haven't been around that long, it's merely pathetic. Those sorts of people are wont to kill themselves when their Everquest comrades betray them.

[DocD]

I'm going to party like it's 1999! :)

[TrimChris]

Where's my credit, eh?

[DocD]

Hey I made it. WoW....2000! Sweet....Series my man...Eat your heart out!!

I'm now part of the M&M club... SWEET!!

[DocD]

Oh, thanks Chris....couldn't have done it without you! :)

Well....maybe I could have, but thanks for the help just the same. :D

[TrimChris]

See you at the clubhouse soon enough.

[TrimChris]

It's my 1999 party!

[TrimChris]

That didn't last long...

[nerdx]

I'm now part of the M&M club... SWEET!!
Ah, but I'm part of the {?} club. The most mysterious of all clubs.

[82ndAirborne]

I have ? posts also. Does that make me in the {?} Middle Guard??

I'm one of those who rarely(if ever) posts anything nonsignificant.

[TrimChris]

Ah, but I'm part of the {?} club. The most mysterious of all clubs.

You and JarJar so far.

[Moderator Kayn]

I have ? posts also. Does that make me in the {?} Middle Guard??

I'm one of those who rarely(if ever) posts anything nonsignificant.


My daddy always said numbers could be deceiving!

[Uncle Peter]

My daddy always said numbers could be deceiving!

Hello Dave!

My Papa say: Never count cup size 'till bra unclasped.