My Adventure in Canada (pt 1)

[series]

[A worn out, dirty, tired Series is pushed into a wall]

Series: I keep tellin ya, I didn't do nothing!

Mounty 1: Sure sure, I've seen it with my own eyes! You recklace punk...

Series: I keep telling you, I was driving on the left!

Mounty 2: Let's lock up the lil yankee.

Series: Wait, I have a friend in canada. He'll pay the fine.

Mounty 2: You better know what your talking about...

[After a short car ride]

[Knock knock knock- an ugly canadian man answers the door]

Series: Hey... sir...

Man: What do you want?

Series: Umm... I don't know if your remember me... Joe... Series, from the forums?

Man/Joe: Oh lord... (thank goodness the shotgun is under the doormat)

Mounty 1: We caught the little one on the wrong side of the road, driving fast I might add!

Mounty 2: Typical Yankee!

Series: Joe... the fine comes out to $600... American currency... don't know how to translate it...

Joe: Sure, I'll pay. Oh wait, I forgot something... how great is Enhanced?

Series: Joe, this isn't the time...

Joe: Well boys, I suppose a little jail time would...

Series: Wait! Um... joe... buddy... everyone, look! It's the Berlin Wall!

*Suddenly, everyone looks fixedly to the left*

[5 days later, we see Joe, and the two Mounties, still staring at the left. Mrs. Cousin Joe comes to see what their up to]

Mrs. Cousin Joe: Hunnie... where did our car go?

Joe: Hush woman... I'm looking at the Berlin Wall.

*To be continued*

[DocD]

Brutal Series...very brutal....

funny too...but brutal....:D

[Carlo]

I'm laughing even if I don't know stereotypes about canadians!

[cousin_joe]

Typical American... :rolleyes:

Why don't you go start a war or something?!? :) My dog tells me that Uruguay is stockpiling Weapons of Mass Destruction! Trust me, he's a very reliable source. :D Now go tell the President!!!

[RuHurt]

That's about the funniest thing I've read since.... Well, since the last time you posted :D. Well done, Series ;) :D.

[sking500]

Typical American... :rolleyes:

Why don't you go start a war or something?!? :) My dog tells me that Uruguay is stockpiling Weapons of Mass Destruction! Trust me, he's a very reliable source. :D Now go tell the President!!!

Ridiculous! All the dogs I know say they're in Paraguay! Besides, the President already knows, eh!

Oh, and good one series!

[sking500]

Mounty 2: You better know what your talking about...


Translation for CJ

Mounty 2: You better know what your talking aboot...

[Vollick1979]

I think this story of yours series says more about American stereotypes than Canadian ones. This isn't my Adventrue in the USA but more of a reflection on Americans! ;)

It says how Americans are dirty, which i guess isn't a stereotype, since Americans are the biggest polluters on the planet! It says how Americans are worn out and tired but that's only because Americans are the laziest, most overweight people, and they can only walk to the fridge so many times before they get tired. It says how bad of drivers Americans are because they has no idea of what side of the road to drive on in their own country! This also shows us that Americans are criminals who steal cars.

Well hopefully you've enjoyed my reflection series and will bring back Joe's car! ;)

[RuHurt]

I think we've got a Frenchy on our hands here.... ;) :D

[series]

I think this story of yours series says more about American stereotypes than Canadian ones. This isn't my Adventrue in the USA but more of a reflection on Americans! ;)

It says how Americans are dirty, which i guess isn't a stereotype, since Americans are the biggest polluters on the planet! Actually, I was dirty... because I was in canada!

It says how Americans are worn out and tired but that's only because Americans are the laziest, most overweight people, and they can only walk to the fridge so many times before they get tired. Well, you wouldn't know about that, most of you people leave your maple flavored bacon in the woods where the snow keeps it cold... then you get angry when a bear eats it :eek:

It says how bad of drivers Americans are because they has no idea of what side of the road to drive on in their own country! Umm... didn't this story take place in canada? (incompetant moron...)

This also shows us that Americans are criminals who steal cars. No, I think it shows that Canadians don't know how to properly operate "the key and lock".

Well hopefully you've enjoyed my reflection series and will bring back Joe's car! ;) Don't worry, part 2 is coming up!

[sking500]

I think this story of yours series says more about American stereotypes than Canadian ones. This isn't my Adventrue in the USA but more of a reflection on Americans! ;)

Too bad we own the world, mwahahahaha! :eek: