My adventure in Canada (pt 2)

[series]

Series: Look at that... Maine... take next right. Ah, this is almost too easy.

*Sirens go off*

Series: Not again...

Mounty 3: What side of the road were you driving on?

Series: The left side... stupid brits...

Mounty 3: Please show me some identification.

*Suddenly, Series has an idea*

*Series takes out a small, sturdy metal container, and a hamburger. Then, He takes a match, and some gasoline from the back.*

Series: Ok, I'm having trouble finding my ID... oh wait... here we go... *looking in the back of the car*...

*Suddenly, the back of the car blows off! The Mounty runs over to see the incident...*

Mounty 3: *Looking at cooked hamburger* Poor guy... fried alive... mmm thats good eatin... oh crap, there goes the evidence! I think I know a friend I can sell the car to...

*Meanwhile, at Joe's house...*

Mrs. Cousin Joe: Hunnie... I don't think the walls there.

Joe: *Turns around* Our car's missing! I think the commies got it... Who is the idiot who tore the wall down?

Mounty 1: Arnoold, let's go find his car!

Mounty 2: Ok, let's take the submarine!

*Meanwhile, in Cuba*

Castro: What a nice car!

*Somewhere isolated*

Series: Ugh... I can't go on... where am I?

*Suddenly, he spots a sign, similar to the maps you see in malls, which say "You are here". He decides to read the map, for directions...*

Series: Oh crap.......






























*The Map*

[series]

Will Series escape? Will Joe ever find his car? Will the Berlin wall ever be rebuilt? Stay tuned for "My Adventures in Canada... pt. 3!"

[Vollick1979]

Great job series, but you're still driving on the wrong side of the road! Maybe that's why you're always getting pulled over! Oh and the fact you're 14 and can't drive! I'll give you credit, although this post was plain crap, you actually had to do some work for this one! ;)

[series]

Great job series, but you're still driving on the wrong side of the road! Maybe that's why you're always getting pulled over! Oh and the fact you're 14 and can't drive!
Stating the obvious, eh?

[nerdx]

Pretty funny

[RuHurt]

Not bad, not bad; I can't wait to see how it all ends! :D

[series]

Not bad, not bad; I can't wait to see how it all ends! :D
This one actually is just a "link" to put the first and third parts together. That's why it isn't as funny IMO...

[RuHurt]

The third ought to be pretty good then.... ;)

[Carlo]

I love "adventures in canada"! Series, could you send me your autograph?

[DocD]

Yeah Carlo, it's like a very bad 50's superhero action adventure cartoon....but you tune in everyweek to see what else is going to happen.:D

Tune in again next week kids, and watch another exciting adventure of our hero, SERIES 2000!!