If Canada and America went to war...

[series]

Who do you guys think would win? It's a tough decision...

:D

[Vollick1979]

Why would the US fight a war with Canada? If the US won (which they would of course) you'd be stuck with a bunch of Canadians and eventually those Canadians would become Americans and then and only then would the USA have 30,000,000 logical thinking individuals. :D

[series]

you'd be stuck with a bunch of Canadiansmaybe, but maybe...

*sizzle*

[Vollick1979]

maybe, but maybe...

*sizzle*

Was that the sound of Canadian Bacon sizzling? ;)

[RuHurt]

Actually, the Canadians might win. After all, they can survive the cold, bears, and living near other Canadians; they can survive anything!! And, there's nothing in Canada to nuke, so... ;) :D :D :D

[sking500]

Based upon Vollick's logic, the US would be defeated by such a massively intellectually superior force.

Here's the scenario as I see it: :rolleyes: ;)

Upon receiving news of the Canadian Declaration of War, the California legislature would vote to join Canada as the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of "Kaleefornyuh". Hypnotized by the effectiveness of the "Bob and Doug" propoganda campaign, the dimwitted Americans, led at the front by "Dubyuh" and Rumsfeld, would go happily marching off to capture such strategically important locations as the "Great White North, eh", leaving Washington undefended. Canada would simply float it's vast military machine down the Eastern seaboard, anchor in the Chesapeake, and walk on into town.

American currency would immediately be reprinted to feature eye-catching colors, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's royal visage in place of the Presidents'. French would be established as the national language among the Atlantic states, while the Midwest, and Pacific, states would remain English-speaking. Medicines would plummet in price, but everyone would have to wait two to three months to make an appointment to see their doctor.

Hasbro's BBS system would be seized by the new government, which would establish CJ, and Vollick as the new owners. A strict military heirarchy, according to number of posts, would be established with CJ and Vollick declaring themselves "Supreme Leaders", a title unattainable by non-Canadian board members. Series would immediately be demoted to the lowest possible rank. Questioning their wisdom would result in immediate arrest and banishment to a Northwest Territories gulag.

TV News anchors at every major network would be...left where they are, since they're all Canadians anyway.

Eventually control of the United States would be turned over to the U.N. who would quickly rename the country "The Hated", and place Michael Moore in charge. The globe would prosper, and all would be well with the world, again.

Fin.

[Lt M Cotten]

This is truly one sad thread. :D

[Carlo]

Based upon Vollick's logic, the US would be defeated by such a massively intellectually superior force.

Here's the scenario as I see it: :rolleyes: ;)

Upon receiving news of the Canadian Declaration of War, the California legislature would vote to join Canada as the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of "Kaleefornyuh". Hypnotized by the effectiveness of the "Bob and Doug" propoganda campaign, the dimwitted Americans, led at the front by "Dubyuh" and Rumsfeld, would go happily marching off to capture such strategically important locations as the "Great White North, eh", leaving Washington undefended. Canada would simply float it's vast military machine down the Eastern seaboard, anchor in the Chesapeake, and walk on into town.

American currency would immediately be reprinted to feature eye-catching colors, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's royal visage in place of the Presidents'. French would be established as the national language among the Atlantic states, while the Midwest, and Pacific, states would remain English-speaking. Medicines would plummet in price, but everyone would have to wait two to three months to make an appointment to see their doctor.

Hasbro's BBS system would be seized by the new government, which would establish CJ, and Vollick as the new owners. A strict military heirarchy, according to number of posts, would be established with CJ and Vollick declaring themselves "Supreme Leaders", a title unattainable by non-Canadian board members. Series would immediately be demoted to the lowest possible rank. Questioning their wisdom would result in immediate arrest and banishment to a Northwest Territories gulag.

TV News anchors at every major network would be...left where they are, since they're all Canadians anyway.

Eventually control of the United States would be turned over to the U.N. who would quickly rename the country "The Hated", and place Michael Moore in charge. The globe would prosper, and all would be well with the world, again.

Fin.

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