valentine's poems

[axis_roll]

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was ******.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty,
and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot.
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag from off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[series]

what the hell? my language teacher read us those same things- 2 years ago...

[RuHurt]

And they're STILL hilarious! :D :D :D

[axis_roll]

what the hell? my language teacher read us those same things- 2 years ago...
I never put a date on when the contest happened

[series]

I never put a date on when the contest happened

oh i see, i thought these were all rip offs.

[sking500]

I saw a good one on thinkgeek...you really have to be a geek to get this one:

Roses are 0xFF0000,
Violets are 0x0000FF,
All my base are belong to you.

[RuHurt]

Umm.... I still the like "roses are red..." one better... ;) :D

[nerdx]

I got one

Darling your teeth are like stars
They come out at night

Do ya get it?

[RuHurt]

Ouch. That was good :D.

[nerdx]

Thank you.

[sking500]

I got one

Darling your teeth are like stars
They come out at night

Do ya get it?

Been dating some "older" women, huh, NerdX?

[RuHurt]

Here's one:

Baby doll, sweetie, it's you I desire;
Please excuse me while I throw myself into the fire.

[nerdx]

Been dating some "older" women, huh, NerdX?
Haha. Nope. ;)

[series]

i dont get the teeth one

[OctavianNT]

She is old and has dentures

[nerdx]

duh series

[DXfoxman]

My name is Nerdx
Throughout my life
I will try hard
But I won't get a wife

I'll just stay here
On A and A
and get on Rec Room
and post away.

I'll talk about
my nice new jeans
with stains and stripes
and other "homosexual" things.

And all will watch
As the day finally came
that Series admitted:
Nerdx is his own screen name.

[nerdx]

Oh Man! That Was A Great Poem! I Loved It!!!!!! You Rock Foxman!

[nerdx]

I put it in my signature haha! (I edited the last line though)

[DXfoxman]

I'm glad you liked it, Nerdx.

[nerdx]

how long did it take you to write it

[DXfoxman]

I dunno. Maybe 5 minutes.

[nerdx]

well it was great so congrats

[RuHurt]

That was sweet, DX! :D

How's this 'un:

Darling wife, with a voice like honey,
I married you 'cause I needed the money.

[series]

And all will watch
As the day finally came
that Series admitted:
Nerdx is his own screen name.

...

but nerdx isn't my name.

I do have 3 names on this site.

but nerdx isnt either of them.

[DXfoxman]

Prove it.

I have never seen you and nerdx online at the same time. That's my agrument. If ANYONE(besides nerdx or series) has seen it, tell me!

[nerdx]

QUICK LOOK! We are on at the same time!!!!

[nerdx]

Never mind. Series left. But we are different people. I do have an alter ego on these boards but it isn't series. That's why I changed the last line.

[series]

hey im back nerdx. and DXfox, once someone made a whole thread about me and nerdy online at the same time.

[DXfoxman]

ohh.... hmm.

Series do you have 2 different computers?

[series]

I only have one computer. But that doesn't matter, I can sign on as two names as once.

Yet, when MODERATOR SINISTER checked the IP ADDRESSES and made a post about that we are officially different people... I think that's proof.

[DXfoxman]

oh... ok. I guess i'm wrong.
But it did make a good poem though :) :D

[series]

sure did...

[DocD]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I got the hots for one sexy moderator
Now guess who!

[RuHurt]

And the truth comes out... DocD loves Mod Sin! :D

[Moderator Sinister]

And the truth comes out... DocD loves Mod Sin! :D

Who doesn't? I know I do...

In kayn's defense that was a little fun I was having by altering her signature in a little sig edit test. She thought it was pretty funny so she kept it.

Honestly though I am a cute... for a dork in anime costume.

[sking500]

I only have one computer. But that doesn't matter, I can sign on as two names as once.

Yet, when MODERATOR SINISTER checked the IP ADDRESSES and made a post about that we are officially different people... I think that's proof.

While it's a good indicator, you could have two machines connected to the Internet on two separate networks (e.x. one dial-up, one DSL). This could explain the separate IP's. Admittedly that would be alot of wasted effort.

[RuHurt]

Funny, Mod Sin; that's almost exactly how I pictured you (without the orange kimono, of course, but...) :D ;).

[series]

Who doesn't? I know I do...

In kayn's defense that was a little fun I was having by altering her signature in a little sig edit test. She thought it was pretty funny so she kept it.

Honestly though I am a cute... for a dork in anime costume.

sorry, but I'm not sure I can stop laughing.

actually, you look like one of my teachers...

[nerdx]

Violets are Blue
Roses are Red
I need you like a hole in the head

[RuHurt]

I like that one :D.

[nerdx]

Thank you!