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axis_roll
02-08-2005, 04:34 PM
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered.

Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:

"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift.

The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

series
02-08-2005, 04:47 PM
thats kind of funny. At first, I misread the word "parrot" as "preacher", and when it said "the chicken was delicious", that freaked me out!

RuHurt
02-08-2005, 05:08 PM
I would have laughed harder if I hadn't already heard that joke, but it's still funny ;) :D.

Carlo
02-09-2005, 01:36 PM
I know another one on parrots and preaches.
A nun find a parrot in the park.
It's badly injured, so she decides to bring it to her sisters.
They cure it, but they discover that the parrot speaks only by swearing.
They teach him how to be well-mannered, and after a long time he is perfect.
So the nuns decide to give it as a present to the bishop.

Nun:" excellency, we would like to give this parrot to you"
Bishop:" thank you! Does it speak?
Nun:" Yes, and he can even pray! If pick up it's right leg he will say the Pater Noster, if you pick up it's left leg he will say the Ave Maria."
Bishop:"What happens if I pick up both legs"
Parrot:"I fall down, dumbass!"

nerdx
02-09-2005, 07:10 PM
Poor parrots. :(

RuHurt
02-09-2005, 07:13 PM
Nice one, Carlo! :D

Carlo
02-10-2005, 01:41 PM
Thank you Ruhurt!