sking500
02-08-2005, 10:05 PM
I'm sure many of you have heard this, but for those that haven't, I'd like to share my favorite joke.
A man decides to live out his dream, and takes a balloon ride over the Napa Valley solo. Halfway through the journey, the wind kicks up, and blows him off-course. After meandering for nearly an hour, he decides he is lost, and, following the instructor's directions, slowly lets some hot air out of the balloon until he is about 100 feet off the ground. Noticing a passerby on a hiking trail below, he yells out for help.
Man: "Excuse me, do you know where I am?"
Passerby: "Of course I do. You're in a balloon 100 feet above the ground."
Man: "You must be an Engineer."
Passerby: "How did you guess?"
Man: "Well, you've provided me with very detailed information, but it is of no use to me."
Passerby: "Wow, you must be a manager."
Man: "That's pretty good, how did you guess?"
Passerby: "Well, you don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, yet, somehow, you've made it my fault."
A man decides to live out his dream, and takes a balloon ride over the Napa Valley solo. Halfway through the journey, the wind kicks up, and blows him off-course. After meandering for nearly an hour, he decides he is lost, and, following the instructor's directions, slowly lets some hot air out of the balloon until he is about 100 feet off the ground. Noticing a passerby on a hiking trail below, he yells out for help.
Man: "Excuse me, do you know where I am?"
Passerby: "Of course I do. You're in a balloon 100 feet above the ground."
Man: "You must be an Engineer."
Passerby: "How did you guess?"
Man: "Well, you've provided me with very detailed information, but it is of no use to me."
Passerby: "Wow, you must be a manager."
Man: "That's pretty good, how did you guess?"
Passerby: "Well, you don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, yet, somehow, you've made it my fault."