So some guys were on a plane...

[series]

This is an old joke but I'm sure not everyone knows it. So, I decided to go along with this joke telling trend. Ok, here it goes:

4 men were on a plane- A 13 year old, a priest, the pilot, and a certain president (lets call him Dubya). Ok, so the plane is going to crash, it ran out of fuel and a mountain is ahead. The problem is, there are only 3 parachutes.

The pilot comes out from the cockpit. "It is not my job to die!" he exclaimed. He grabbed a chute and jumped out.

So the three men were left. Dubya stood up. "I'm the smartest man in the world. I think I deserve to live." He grabbed a chute and jumped.

The priest looked at the boy. "There is only one left. I lived a long life, your still new to yours. You can have the last parachute."

The boy looked back. "No, there are still two parachutes left. The 'smartest man in the world' just jumped out wearing my backpack!"

[RuHurt]

Pretty funny.... :D

[axis_roll]

That joke is older than you Series!

I used to tell that joke in 7th grade, back in 1978!

[series]

ruhurt thought it was funny.

[RuHurt]

Yes, but I think a lot of things are funny. Including my own jokes. I wouldn't use me as a reference, buddy ;).

Even if it is old, it's still funny, though :D.

[series]

and of course, Dubya was famous in 1978...

[DocD]

It's a classic....always funny! :)

[axis_roll]

and of course, Dubya was famous in 1978...
You plug in ANYONE you want as the "smartest man in the world"

[series]

4 men were on a plane- a 13 year old boy, a priest, the pilot, and axis_roll. Ok, so the plane is going to crash, it ran out of fuel and a mountain is ahead. The problem is, there are only 3 parachutes.

The pilot comes out from the cockpit. "It is not my job to die!" he exclaimed. He grabbed a chute and jumped out.

So the three men were left. axis_roll stood up. "I'm the smartest man in the world. I think I deserve to live." He grabbed a chute and jumped.

The priest looked at the boy. "There is only one left. I lived a long life, your still new to yours. You can have the last parachute."

The boy looked back. "No, there are still two parachutes left. The 'smartest man in the world' just jumped out wearing my backpack!"

even funnier!

[axis_roll]

4 men were on a plane- a 13 year old boy, a priest, the pilot, and axis_roll. Ok, so the plane is going to crash, it ran out of fuel and a mountain is ahead. The problem is, there are only 3 parachutes.

The pilot comes out from the cockpit. "It is not my job to die!" he exclaimed. He grabbed a chute and jumped out.

So the three men were left. axis_roll stood up. "I'm the smartest man in the world. I think I deserve to live." He grabbed a chute and jumped.

The priest looked at the boy. "There is only one left. I lived a long life, your still new to yours. You can have the last parachute."

The boy looked back. "No, there are still two parachutes left. The 'smartest man in the world' just jumped out wearing my backpack!"

even funnier!
I would've NEVER have thought of doing something Soooo clever as that series.

this is more Nerdx's style.

Too much work losing a game against AllWeNeedIsLove and swapping identities back and forth with nerdx ??

[RuHurt]

C'mon, axis, it was funny; admit it ;) :D.

[nerdx]

Too much work losing a game against AllWeNeedIsLove and swapping identities back and forth with nerdx ??
Now don't start that again.